Questions for the Heck of It.

This was snagged from Dyane at Words of a Witchy Woman.
1. Are any of your toes on your foot connected to each other?
Not webbed but the middle 3 don't really move independently of each other.
2. Which do you use more a pen or pencil? Pen
3. Look at your planner for June 30th what if anything do u have planned? Nephew Cole's 1st birthday party.
4. Do you use toothpaste? yup.

6. What color is your bedroom carpet? Kinda mottled pink, I guess.
7. How many passengers does your car hold? 6 if one is a skinny kid.
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes, her name was Evita.
9. What is your favorite canned soup? Chicken & rice.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Russia? Nope.

11. Did you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for? It's getting worse.
12. Who is the last baby that you held? Baby Cole.
13. Do you know all the words to the star spangled banner? "I'm a Yankee Doodle... "oh, wait...
14. Do you have any moles? 188 at last count.
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? My trusty Chevy Lumina.

16. Pick one, having an STD or sharing a bed with Michael Jackson? I'm not getting any either way, right?
17. Last time you went to a zoo? Mother's Day
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? Nope. All 70's paneling.
19. Closest thing to you that is plaid? Like, as in closest in my heart, or in the living room?
20. Have you ever wanted to be a member of the opposite sex? Not for more than a couple hours.

21. Who is the last person who wrote you a check? My MIL, for my birthday.
22. How many unframed pictures do u have in your house? 2 containers full.
23. Last time you had a date that began with dinner and ended with lunch? Well, there was this euchre game one evening in 1987 ...
24. Have you ever applied for a job where the waitresses wear shorty shorts and halters? If I had a decent body, I probably would have.
25. How many pairs of underwear do you have? With or without holes in the seams?

26. Last time you received flowers? The neighbor lady gave me cut peonies.
27. Do you play with your hair? I'm always fluffing my bangs.
28. Do you take anything in your coffee? Leaded, black.
29. Do you have any marshmallows? no.
30. ??? Indeed. - Ummm WHAT?

31. Last person who told you to fuck off? Daddy-O and I were arguing last week. There was a lot of back and forth.
32. Last time you used mouthwash? Don't remember.
33. Would you like to learn to play the harp? That would be cool.
34. How many entry ways are there into your living room? two.
35. Last thing you read? Oxygen, and some other womens fitness magazines that my sister let me borrow.

36. What was the last pageant you attended? riiiight. pfft.
37. Last place you bought pizza from? Pizza Hut.
38. Ever rode in a limo? Nope.
39. What is the last thing you stapled? Papers going to the credit card company.
40. Did you ever drink milk & Pepsi? Yuck.

41. Are your feet ticklish? And everything else, too.
42. Last time you saw fireworks? years ago. Don't like fireworks.
43. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? About a month ago in Nashville.
44. Who is the last person that drove you somewhere? Today Kiddo, with permit, drove us grocery shopping.
45. Last time you parked under a carport? Maybe never.

46. Do you have a black dog? Yes.
47. Do you have any A1 in your fridge? Off brand.
48. Are you a dominating person? In certain situations and with certain types of people.
49. Who has the prettiest toes that you know of? My youngest sister always had perfectly proportioned piggys.
50. When is the last time you saw a transvestite? The last time I was in New Orleans.

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