Hey Paris - Keep This Number Handy

1-888-BAIL-BOND.
Paris Hilton was released from the all-women's jail in Lynwood today. Here's a bit of a pep talk just for her.
"Alright chicky, keep your license current, stay out of trouble, ease up on the drinking, find a hobby or a job, and keep that unruly pup on a leash, for gosh sakes! You don't want to go through that again, do you?! What - Do you think you're privileged?!...
Oh, wait, nevermind...
Even the privileged need a bail bond service once in a while. This bail bond site serves California jails. Any celebrities who happen to get busted in Southern California could use this family-owned, 24 hour service.
In fact, Ms. Paris, they have a mother who is an agent, on staff, just in case you need another pep talk.
The Happy Medium
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