More Help for Sleeplessness

I'm still on the quest for Zzz's, folks... And it's going to involve rearranging furniture.
Can you tell I'm grasping for straws? It's probably not that obvious when I'm getting too tired to form coherent sentences.
Did you know there's a book called "Feng Shui for Dummies"?
Here's an article adapted from it: Applying Feng Shui Principles to Your Bed

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We've got it all wrong, John-Boy
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