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What is the weirdest thing you ever did to gain or loose weight or look a certain way?

We do a lot of stuff to our bodies. I went to school with a girl who shaved her eyebrows, but didn't pencil them in. Just went browless. Another girl started sleeping with a bra on in the fifth grade so her boobs wouldn't sag. Never went braless.

We starved. We barfed. We binged.

Twenty years later we are either over exercising or over eating. We still hate how we look, but we're too tired to care. Yet we dye our hair, and buy stretch jeans.

And for some stupid reason, we are still buying adult versions of Teen Beat, only now they showcase people who drink muscle milk, eat protein bars and live at the gym.

Has anyone given a name to this particular method of torture?

Mag-N-Gag

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