Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Rifle Scopes for Myopic Hunters

Deer season is getting close. Squirrel season already started. Here in Indiana, city and country folk alike are anticipating cooler days and carcasses in the crock pot (queue Cletus T. Judd song).

Now, if I may just offer a few timely tidbits of redneck know-how so you can have deer stew too:
Any self-respecting Indiana hunter has a pair of binoculars, right next to the ammo. Now, if a slightly myopic, self-conscious hunter is ashamed to wear his eyeglasses in front of the rest of the rednecks in the blind, he may opt for a rifle scope, instead. Also, if a hunter had some foresight and forethought, he may use his digital binoculars to record the momentous occasion of bringing down a multi-pointed buck.
Late in an autumn evening, on the rare occasion when somebody forgets to pack flashlights, the cutting edge hunter will impress his buddies by whipping out the night vision goggles and leading the way back to the truck.
There are many more ways one can have an advantage over or commune with nature. Whether you're hunting for trophy, food, or pictures, OpticsPlanet has lots of hunter's toys to choose from. Order securely and have it shipped to your lodge by opening day of deer season.
The Happy Medium
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