Consumer Complaints

Some complaints, from this consumer...

Why is a company allowed to put on it's label, "A Good Source of Vitamin C!" - and it only has 10%. How does 10% = Good?

"100% Recycled paper - Post Consumer Waste" That's what it said on the box of envelopes. Hey, I'm doin' my part! In small print it says, "Made in Mexico". I was dejected. Can't an American by American garbage?

Why does Wal-Mart hire mutes as greeters?

I bought an oil warmer, and it cracked the first time I warmed oil in it.

More Wal-Mart strangeness: Recently heard at the paint counter, "I guess that's green. I don't know - I'm color blind."

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