Doggone News

THE IDITAROD STARTS TOMORROW!!!!

IN OTHER BREAKING, SEMI-IMPORTANT NEWS... (the Nots)

Ziggy, the Tiny Terrier is becoming a Terror. We're having potty problems. When to go , when not to go. Where to go, where not to go. Shoes, slippers, skirts and pantlegs are not chewtoys. He's also having trouble understanding that cat turds are not meal replacements.

On the feline side of the equation: How do you tell an eleven pound cat that the two pound pup is not a rodent? (or a meal replacement)

Unfortunately, Ziggy will not be participating in the Iditarod this year. He's grounded.

Git that outta your mouth, John-Boy
The Happy Medium