Valentines Shopping Advice for Men Only

Ok men, the big day is fast appoaching. It may not seem like a big deal to you, but because it IS to your wife or girlfriend, you'd best at least pretend it's a big deal. (And yes, we know your pretending, but after a certain amount of years - we ladies are willing to give you brownie points for faking it.)
1st Rule: Do not ask for her underwear size. Exception - If you're bold enough to ask, then be brave enough to accept at least a dirty look... and if you get an answer, be wise enough to add two sizes.(in your head, silly)
2nd Rule: Do not mention Weight Watchers coupons or Lane Bryant specials.
3rd Rule: Do not bother buying chocolate. It's a guilt trip waiting to happen.
4th Rule: Do not get her any practical household cleaning or kitchen gadget.
And now for the DO'S... (take some help from Coupon Chief)
1st: The biggest no-brainer would be to snag a $25 off coupon from Diamond.com
2nd: If you really want to look like you put a lot of thought into it, you can't go wrong at FragranceNet.com.
3rd: If you're a goofy kinda guy looking for shock value, try a LobsterGram online coupon.
4th: Serious about gettin' frisky? Save a few bucks on bedding with Brylanehome discounts.
Good luck, guys! You have until Wednesday to pull this off...
The Happy Medium
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